Just rewatched She’s The Man

Want a plot where Duke actually falls for Sebastian first before knowing she’s Viola.

“Wait wait wait, so you really are a girl?” Viola nodded earnestly, and Duke threw up his hands in exasperation. “You mean I went through all that existentialist crap for nothing?”

“Hey, if you ask me,” Viola shrugged, “I did you a favor. I mean, it’s not like I turned you bi, or anything. I just helped you discover another part of you.”

“Man, thanks to you, every guy that walks by…” Duke peered at the innocent passerby from their booth. “Can’t help but check them out.”

Viola fidgeted with the utensils for a moment.

“If it helps,” she finally said, “that guy was hot.”

Or, if Sebastian and Viola switched places, where Sebastian actually went to school, got buddy-buddy with Duke, and Viola suddenly jumped ship to, I dunno, play football in England, and she needed Sebastian to cover for her with the debutante events, so he dons a wig and dress and body, goes to the carnival, and accidentally makes out with Duke, slugs Justin in the face for being a bitch to his sister…

And Duke and Sebastian are happy soccer boyfriends and bffs for life.

Just, more gay, please?